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In my day to day I'm a writer, witch, artist, poet, hatter, hammer enthusiast, and professional muse. I work to inspire others above all things.

Everything I create comes from a lifetime of pouring the work of others into my skull. What is left in the sieve of my brain filters my original thoughts into a mosaic; the broken edges of inspiration I piece together into something completely my own.

I love to twist tropes and subvert expectations. You won't find a cliché unless it's funnier to play it straight. The best way to get to know me is through my writing which you can find on the blog here.

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I went to Southern Connecticut State University where I took Art, Writing, Video Production, Advertising, Marketing, and Coastal Marine Studies but somehow ended up with a degree in Communication.

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STATS:

PLAYER NAME: Em Farrow

CHARACTER NAME: Sathem

LEVEL: 26

SPECIES: Gnome
CLASS: Reluctant Bard
ALIGNMENT: Chaotic Neutral

 

STR: Of any single man

DEX: Trips on flat sidewalks
CON: Perpetually sleepy
INT: Reads a lot on the internet

WIS: None of it is actually useful

CHA: Somehow made friends once

 

GENDER: Missing in Action
PRONOUNS: He or She

ORIENTATION: Aces, mate

SPECIAL MOVE: Digital Dowsing

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DISCORD: Sathem#2649

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TESTIMONIALS:

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"You aren't even a person. You're like a crazy concept that chose human form" 

- Ashley Whitham

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"Once my Captain, always my Captain"

- Hutch Connelly

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"You're a mad genius"

- Nightlight

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"There is no earthly way to come up with a succinct description of you"

- Mezduin

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